Meanwhile, in the catacombs underneath the Vatican, Ratzinger is being fitted with adamantium claws, founding member of the X-POPES.
The new Pope will be presented to the crowd once he has finished consuming the customary stallion heart without throwing up.
WE HAVE TWO POPES THIS YEAR. Cardinals Sodano and Arinze pulled the old “suicide berries” blackmail.
Just wait until the Quarter Quell edition next year. All the current and former living popes, locked in mortal combat.
WHITE SMOKE! This is either a linguistic coincidence, or the Catholic Church just declared war on the Oglala Lakota.
Now the new pope has to consume all the losing cardinals, to gain their powers.
Please, please, PLEASE let him take the papal name George Ringo I.
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White smoke! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!
This Smoke Cam is pretty much the lamest reality show ever. Hope they don’t renew it for another season.