So I found myself at the K-Marts yesterday to procure some kid shoes and some mothereffin’ Cold Water Tide laundry detergent LIKE A BOSS, when I walked past a life-sized poster display of THIS:


And I swear to you, my first thought was “It’s official. We’re living in the Fifth Element future.”

6 thoughts on “mul-ti-pass.

  1. Are you a burned out space fighter pilot who now (badly) flys a taxi and quips oneliners? If not, you do not fully qualify for personal Milla Jovovich presentation.

  2. I guess K-Mart is actually trying to change their image.
    — Instead of the blue- light special we get….. and I personally approve of this change