Girl child relaying her order form to Helper Santa #2,171.
She asked for, and I am not making this up, “a real invisibility cloak that also lets you fly.”
While I doubt the instant availability of such an item in local stores (or even on Amazon Prime), I have to admire her ability to cut right through the clutter and reach for the stars when it comes to gift requests. Aim high, my daughter. Always aim high.